I Have A Story To Tell.. :D

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls,
Here's a story I must share with all of you,

Once upon a time in a land far away,
lived a whore named SLUTFACE
and a flirt named DESPERADO,
Now, let's take a look at their long journey together through all the backstabbing, cheating and lying to the people around them who they treated as their servants.

FLASHBACK NO. 1
Slutface had an open house, and cheated on her boyfriend by kissing Desperado.
After the incident, She got mad and ignored Desperado because she PLANTED one on him first.

FLASHBACK NO. 2
Slutface's boyfriend broke up with her and she found out he cheated on her. DEAR, What Goes Around Come's Around. Don't you know that? And then she had the NERVE to complain to people that her boyfriend cheated on her?

FLASHBACK NO. 3
Slutface starts a FLING with this guy, but also flirts with DESPERADO and a million more guys.
And when i asked her why she didn't want anyone to know why she was going out with this guy, she said because she JUST GOT OUT OF A RELATIONSHIP.

FLASHBACK NO.4
Desperado is in "love" with Slutface, She rejects him, He hates her.

FLASHBACK NO.5
After rejecting Desperado, still goes out with that guy and then maybe a week later POOF she's suddenly IN "LOVE" with Desperado!

FLASHBACK NO.6
DESPERADO IS DESPERATE hahha... they GET TOGETHER AND THEY "LOVE" each other

Conclusion, she cheats on her boyfriend,
Her boyfriend cheats on her,
He breaks up with her. :D
She starts dating another guy,
A week later she doesn't like the guy anymore,
Then she dates DESPERADO.
And Desperado is so desperate? hahahhah

In the end, Slutface and Desperado lived happily ever after in their own world with no servants to boss around and no friends.

Anyone wanna take a bet how long they'll last? :)
I think less than a month?

Slutface, Desperado, PROVE ME WRONG KAY???

ps sorry brey i couldn't help it la... :)
and i feel so mean right now! hahaha
but they DO deserve it.:)

and HE says we're being childish by posting all this..
have you seen your slut girlfriend's blog?
i never knew you had a dark side,
a side i've never seen before, the side you never revealed to me
I regret every minute i wasted on you!
because i never knew the real you
and if i could turn back time, i wish i never even met you!
You made me do this, and i'm not sorry!